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meowbeastt:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

onemultiplefandom:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

TWINS

ok this is really scary is this the parent’s trap 3? 

HOW COME EVERYONE ON TUMBLR FIND THEIR TWIN

(via pizza)

brainbowunicorn:

lady-tromboss:

imagine getting married

after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family

and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight

this was beautiful

(via bohemianprinsus)

coagulates:

Drink water everyday and don’t let boys be mean to you

(via bohemianprinsus)

tvvink:

​THIS FAMILY CANNOT BE REAL

(Source: telmo-vieira, via pizza)

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via pizza)

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