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cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch, via pizza)

kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

(via pizza)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via pizza)

zekestiel:

xyvch:

Beautiful Rudeness - hand type

ive never been insulted so elegantly

(via pizza)

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan, via pizza)

oliverqueens:

get away from me [x]

(via padaiecki)

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

(Source: femburton, via pizza)

icwok:

changing themes is such a traumatic experience

(via padaiecki)

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